Second Dinner & Other Lies (Paperback)
Language: English
Published by Independently Published, 2026
- Softcover
- New
Seller: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, U.S.A.Grand Eagle Retail
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Paperback. Your cat loves you.(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: the cat.In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about: Humans who believe "one meal" is a complete planDogs who wag like they're being paid per swingThe sacred lap contract (you may not move)Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayalsThe nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect "just one more chapter" read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.Your cat will accept your apology.(Also a lie.) This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.
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- Title
- Second Dinner & Other Lies (Paperback)
- Author
- Chit Little
- Publisher
- Independently Published
- Publication year
- 2026
- Condition
- new
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 13
- 9798245484518
Your cat loves you.
(This is a lie. But it’s a very cute lie.)
Welcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household’s real boss: the cat.
In Second Dinner & Other Lies, you’ll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats actually think about:
-
Humans who believe “one meal” is a complete plan
-
Dogs who wag like they’re being paid per swing
-
The sacred lap contract (you may not move)
-
Doorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayals
-
The nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)
Sharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable—this is the perfect “just one more chapter” read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they’re being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.
Warning: You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.
Your cat will accept your apology.
(Also a lie.)
"Synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.
Grand Eagle Retail
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