Seize you on the dark side of the moo (Paperback or Softback)

A title Pink Floyd fans can sing along with! "Seize you on the dark side of the moo!" We start with an electrician with a get-rich-quick idea for a recipe book who falls for a woman with a yoga mat and goats and ends up more or less inheriting a dairy farm when she shifts gears and runs off with her lady love. You can't do better than that, right? Or how about the young man on a farm who actually finds a needle in a haystack and becomes something like the Johnny Appleseed of Afghani weed? Oh, and the after-story of the woman who met her soldier-boy in Clarksville in that fateful Monkee's tune about the last train? These stories are "made up" as all fiction must be, but this volume is packed full of facts. Did you know, for just an instance, that the train depot in Clarksville is no longer where it was then? Oh, no. It was jacked up and moved some miles and today is a restaurant! That's the kind of thing not many writers of top-notch stuff pass along to readers! Ah, and speaking of Pink Floyd, where else will you find a "lunar tick in the grass?"