Synopsis
Donald Dump is official handbook of the Donald Trump De-Activation Society. It’s also the force behind the mass marketing of the anti-Donald Trump brand. We look at this whole Trump clown act through 3D glasses – Donald Dump De-Activators – to access the force within us to expose the farce that masquerades as Donald Trump's campaign. The battle between opposing brands Donald Trump vs Donald Dump can be viewed as a titanic struggle between evil and good – two opposing factions – them and us. They’re the members of Donald Trump’s Reality Warp and we’re exposing them. We’re both Republicans and Democrats who want anybody but the Donald. We sit up in the stands looking down at Donald Trump Reality Warp and just shake our heads in disbelief. “How can this be happening?” At the Donald Trump De-Activation Society we’re on a mission – taking the super-inflated ego of Donald Trump to the absurd extreme. Actually we didn’t have put much air in it to make it a full blown caricature. Donald Trump had already blown it up to gigantic proportions. Donald Dump is that character sitting in the Oval Office with a shit eating grin on his face no clue what to do will 11 million immigrants, no clue how to work with Congress – balance the budget – deal with a crisis in the Middle East – restore confidence after a financial meltdown – regulate the Internet - de-fuse the racial crisis – stem the tide of violence in our schools – or do anything else that an experienced, tested, honest, fair and competent President would do. Donald Dump is not just an alter ego. He’s more than that - bigger than that - he’s more terrific than that - more handsome - richer. He’s every thing that Donald Trump boasts of being - even though he’s not. The goal of the Donald Trump De-Activation Society to get that bubble sized ego to go poop in the night. We hold out the glorious vision that on the eve of the Republican convention reasoning people everywhere will gather in groups small and large, coordinated together in a ritual of mass ridicule - puncturing Donald Dump balloons with a needle and a therapeutic hoop and holler. When this human shaped piece of dung finally implodes, we’ll see holy Donald Dung all over the place - and that’s the wonderful vision of the Donald Trump De-Activation Society. Here’s what others are saying about the book that’s capturing the imagination of America: • It’s brutal. It has more bite than a $10 million ad buy.
– Barack O’Drama • It not only gets inside the head of The Donald. It also gives a pitch perfect impersonation of the crazies who support him. - Anderson Scooper • Donald Dump fights fire with fire. It captures all the vulgarity and BS that characterizes Donald Trump’s faux “campaign.” – Billary Clintstone • Frankly, I didn’t find it very useful or amusing. - Sean Vanity, Foxy News • Donald Dump is high energy political parody. It puts the Donald in his place. There he is – lying in the gutter of politics.” - Jeb Boosh • Tucked away in Part 3 of this book is a brilliantly conceived strategy to take down the Donald. Where should I send the check? - David H. Kock • Spot on! If Mark Twain were alive today this is the kind of book he would write. - Mark’s Twin • It brings into full view the pathological lies of Donald Trump. - Burnie Sanders • It’s libelous! My lawyers are taking a serious look at this book for hysterical inaccuracies. I’m going to sue this loser for everything he’s got, which probably isn’t much. He’ll be hearing from us very soon. - Donald Rump
About the Author
The author of this monstrosity is much older and more stupider than he looks. In fact, he's 68 years old and his IQ is so low it doesn't even register on most thermometers. Although he has now written 15 books, he's still a bit of an odd duck when it comes to creative expression. None of his books fit into any established literary genre and they tend to defy both common sense and convention. For example, he does not, in general, agree with the whole notion of punctuation. But like his reluctant acceptance of using utensils at mealtime, Ince does find periods and commas occasionally useful. None of his books have ever received much attention despite their amazing content and transcendent qualities. It's entirely his fault that they've never been widely promoted or sold. He's not good at self promotion - which is why his writing a book about a self-promotional master like Donald Trump is so ironic. If you have somehow discovered this book, be sure to keep it too yourself. We wouldn't want Ince's crazy ideas to get out and possibly infect mainstream literature. Ince cut his teeth on the "trade" of journalism trade over 40 years ago while a researcher reporter for Fortune Magazine. Between then and now he's made gallant attempts to advance himself in such promising careers as - lawn maintenance, lacrosse refereeing, podcasting, Uber driving, Wall Street banking, resort development, environmental activism, entrepreneurial startups, nonprofit fundraising and documentary filmmaking. He's never made much money doing any of this, which is why he's still making brave attempts like this at writing "books." He has no idea where most of his ideas come from - other than occasional visitations from the muse at odd moments, often in the middle of the night or when he is going to the bathroom. While Ince's outlook is decidedly unconventional, he dresses nicely - but not flamboyantly. Like clockwork, he does his laundry once a year on the second Tuesday of September, whether it needs it or not. He graduated from both Harvard College and Harvard Business School, where he was an undergraduate housemate of Al Gore and a B-school classmate of Mitt Romney. His political leanings are difficult to categorize. He has little affinity with either Repugnicants and Democraps. But he does vote for one or the other depending on how much he likes the sound of their names.
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