Selling Simon (Paperback)

Nichol Goldstein

ISBN 13: 9798991502931

Published by Nixcomix Publishing, 2026

About this Item

Paperback. He's the virgin, so why is she the one blushing? Angelica's tired of turning tricks and ready to buy her way out from under Madam Maxine's manicured thumb. The price? A hundred grand in three months or. well, death.Enter Simon, the thirty year old virgin with zero game and a heart too soft for his own good. Angelica figured she can use his awkwardness to her advantage - offering to "coach" him in dating for a mere three grand a week (plus room, board, and plausible deniability). He doesn't need to know she's selling him on the side.But when Simon starts blushing for her, things get messy fast. Especially when she starts blushing back. Falling for a guy you're conning isn't smart - but damn if it doesn't feel good.Selling Simon is a funny, filthy, and surprisingly tender contemporary romance about two misfits clawing their way to freedom - and maybe, love. She's done with escort life; he's a thirty-year-old virgin. Angelica needs money fast, so she "coaches" Simon for cash, but his sweet blushes are more than she bargained for. Selling Simon: funny, flirty, and downright addictive. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Selling Simon (Paperback)
• Publisher: Nixcomix Publishing
• Publication Date: 2026
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798991502931
• Binding: Paperback
• Illustrator: Goldstein, Nichol
• Condition: new

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Synopsis

He's the virgin, so why is she the one blushing?

Angelica is tired of living the prostitute life and there's only one solution - buy your way out. But there's nothing easy about escaping the notorious Madam Maxine. There are rules that must be adhered to. Consequences. Deadlines.

Namely, a hundred thousand dollars in three months or die.

Damn it.

Enter Simon, the thirty year old virgin so inept at dating that, despite his resting bitch face, is more likely to cry in your lap than finagle his way into your pants. Using his plight to her advantage, Angelica offers her "dating services" for a nominal fee.
He doesn't have to know she's making a few extra bucks by selling him on the side.

But things get tricky when his blushes are more for her than his conquests. And even trickier when she starts blushing back.

Does she actually have a crush on the man she's conning into other women's beds?

Why is love so frickin' inconvenient?

Selling Simon is an edgy romance with lots of laughs, sass, and spice. If you want something off the beaten path, let Angelica and Simon take you on a journey of self acceptance, repentance, and redemption.

"Selling Simon is a fun, fast-paced, witty romance." - Michele James, Author

"Selling Simon was an unexpected delight-smart, sharp, and refreshingly original." - Diane Benefiel, Author

"Once again, Nichol Goldstein hits it out of the park! I cried, I laughed, I wanted to beat some sense into the characters. You know it's a good book when it gets you so totally emotionally invested. Highly recommend!" - Lisa, Goodreads review