The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman

The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman might be the most irresponsible book written since The Bible. And a bible it is, in its own right, for the billions of men alive today who have no clue how to behave in public or private situations.Drawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings, author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde, Esquire, this century's self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette, painstakingly outlines his complex and erroneous guidelines for the impossible attainment of the ambiguous title of "gentleman".Impolitely smearing the footsteps left by previous well-respected etiquette gurus, Gentleman Brock pompously dissects all aspects of a modern gentleman's life, including:Knowing when to mutilate yourselfThe proper way to burp the PopeInviting yourself to partiesExtreme handkerchief maintenanceDispensing needless advice to strangersThe Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman is valuable for any man who wishes to learn how not to act in his everyday life. It is also valuable because a certain amount of paper, money, paper money, and other resources were used to print and distribute this book.

As the co-founder of the wildly popular comedy website Studio8.net, Brock LaBorde has written and produced hours of sketch comedy, tons of commercials and ad campaigns for major brands, countless short films, a few comedy albums, hundreds of humorous articles, 2 books, and piles of feature film and television scripts.

His work has been featured on Comedy Central's AtomTV, G4's Attack of the Show, and you've probably seen a few of his videos on the front pages of your favorite video websites.

His first book, "The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman," is being developed into a TV show.

Currently, Brock is working on his third book, producing lots of TV/internet stuff, and lives as yet another drop in the piss-bucket of Hollywood's TV & film industry.

As a stand-up, sketch performer, and improviser, he has played on stages all across America, and will continue to do so until he is banned from each and every one of them.