(Christmas Horror Comedy) It's Christmas time in Banner Elk, North Carolina. A magical time of year in a hallmark-y kinda way. Dan Helsing is a middle school math teacher there with a cat named Sm�agol, no love life and a family curse that is a real pain in the neck.

When a hellish portal opens under the local orphanage, Helsing must pull on his big-boy monster-slayer britches for the first and probably the last time.

Rogue slayers, hell hounds and an old school crush back in town-this is the worst Christmas ever.

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S. David Acuff grew up the son of an Air Force Colonel and lived all over the US of A. But being the new kid every year in school taught him a certain objectivity; to see beyond local prejudices, politics and predilections. Being the outsider gave him the best vantage point to view all of these different lives and delicious stories and how they intersected and collided with often unexpected results.Acuff is a writer and filmmaker in Los Angeles, CA and edits full-time for Walt Disney Television. He enjoys doing voiceover work for Audible.com book projects as well as animated characters. He also wrote/edited the feature film "Restoration" distributed by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment.His life-motto is very simply, "What doesn't kill you makes you funnier!"Follow him on Instagram and Twitter: @DavidAcuff

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