So You Have a Small Penis (Paperback)

Paperback. So. you have a small penis. Now what?Good news: cancel the emergency meeting. Put down the ruler. Close the seventeen browser tabs. This is not a crisis.So You Have a Small Penis is a deadpan parody self-help book for men facing one very specific insecurity. Written with all the seriousness of an official personal-development program, it takes an unnecessarily thorough journey through diagnosis, confidence rehabilitation, awkward situations, dating, relationships, comparison, and-eventually-graduation.Because apparently this required a complete program.Inside you'll find: Mock assessments, checklists, scorecards, and highly questionable diagnostic toolsRidiculously serious advice for locker rooms, gyms, dating, relationships, and everyday lifeConfidence exercises and a 30-day challenge that may be more useful than they have any right to beSuspicious research, dubious experts, official-sounding institutions, and completely unnecessary paperworkBlack-and-white illustrations throughoutAn Official Graduation Certificate confirming that you are finally cleared to continue living normallyBehind all the ridiculousness is one surprisingly sensible idea: one physical characteristic does not need to become the headline of your life.Part adult humor book, part self-help parody, and entirely committed to the joke, this is made for anyone who enjoys funny books for men with a straight-faced, sarcastic sense of humor.Looking for a funny and unusual gift for a man who has everything? This makes a hilarious gag gift for a boyfriend, husband, friend, brother, or partner-whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa, white elephant gift exchange, or simply because ruining someone's day with the title alone seemed like a good idea.A surprisingly serious guide to a very short situation. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…