Split-Tales Of Split-Tails

This book is a depicture in the life of a young man and the many-many pleasurable events that he made sure took place in the time allotted to him by "God's" great gift of life.

Even as a young child he made it a priority to enjoy every second of every happening. Whether they be good or bad never became the decision-maker as to how long an event would last. Especially if it were something he had experienced before.

One thing he had learned and become very familiar with at quite a young age was, if given the time and attention something bad could be turned into something good. At a very young age his mindset was bad is no fun. Knowing he was born for fun, in his younger years he spent a lot of time turning bad into good.

I was born in a small town in southern Virginia near the Tennessee border. When I graduated from high school I got a job. I got in trouble several times, mostly from partaking of the forbidden fruit. Barely managing to not get shot or go to jail, I decided I would be better off living in the more densely populated area and moved to a larger city. Staying true to the theme of my heart and minds desires I achieved my objective in learning what I needed to know. I did so by trying any and all possible acts of sex ladies could subject me to and didn't have to look over my shoulder in the process. As a result, my sexual escapades or rendezvous's mounted in number. They became written memoirs or tapes to be used in the processing of this particular book and others. My hope is to enlighten my literary audience as to how much happiness can be found in life if one works hard at doing things for not only self-satisfaction but the satisfaction of others as well.