How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers

Booth III, Max

ISBN 10: 1943720975 / ISBN 13: 9781943720972

Published by Ghoulish Books, 2024

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
• Publisher: Ghoulish Books
• Publication Date: 2024
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1943720975
• ISBN 13: 9781943720972
• Binding: Soft cover
• Condition: New

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Synopsis

1. Do not respond to bad reviews.

2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.

3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.

4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.

5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.

6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.

7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.

8. Invest in better coffee.

9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.

10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.