How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
Booth III, Max
ISBN 10: 1943720975 ISBN 13: 9781943720972
Published by Ghoulish Books, 2024
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1. Do not respond to bad reviews.
2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.
3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.
4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.
5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.
6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.
7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.
8. Invest in better coffee.
9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.
10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.
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Title: How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
Publisher: Ghoulish Books
Publication Date: 2024
Binding: paperback
Condition: Very Good