Sucking Face (Damsels of Distress)

Ivy learns that kissing a dead guy isn't the worst thing in the world. Being bonded to one is.

Teenage witch Ivy kissed the dead guy and broke his curse. She thought her part was over until Prince Sebastian demanded that she bond with him. He wants to build a vampire army to vanquish his foes. And she is the key.

Vampires need a new vampire queen if they plan on expanding their numbers. Only a queen can turn a man into the undead. And they are currently fresh out. That's where Ivy comes in. Only, she doesn't want to be a bloodsucker, queen or not. Over her dead body would have been a great comeback, but that's exactly the plan.

In order to get away from Sebastian and save her mortal life, Ivy must break the bond between them. She and her friends just don't know how to do that. Too bad the path to discovery is never easy. Together they need to deal with a hungry dragon, escape a horde of horny pixies, and survive the most okayest drag queen performance ever.

To keep the lives of everyone around her safe, will Ivy be able to break free from Sebastian before she becomes the Crowned Head of the Undead?