Super Silly Riddles

You won't stop laughing out loud, even in school! What tree catches the most diseases? (Sycamore.) What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? (An octopus with tennis elbow.) What author works on Halloween? (A ghost writer.) Think you're cracking up? You will be after you hear this: What ice cream drinks weren't found on the Titanic? Floats. At your wits' end? Don't worry--you'll go mad for this wacky riddle: What do class clowns snack on? Wisecrackers.
Hungry for more? Feast on over 500 riddles that ask where a bull keeps his papers (his beef case); how oceans make popcorn (by microwave); and where the Bible mentions baseball (in the big inning).

The fun starts HERE and NOW! These super silly riddles will have you snorting and chuckling! And just when you think you can't laugh again, you'll hoot and snicker some more! Tell your friends these:
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What should you do if your ear rings?
Answer it.
What do you call pigs that drive trucks?
Squeals on wheels.
If a skunk wrote a book, what list would it be on?
The best-smeller list.
Why did the computer hacker refuse to kill spiders?
Because he needed the web sites.
What do you call a book of the most hilarious side-splitters ever?
Super Silly Riddles, of course!