Supernatural Dating (Virgilio Chronicles)

Virgilio Vugteveen had such a simple scheme: place a personal ad in the paper, request gifts, date every woman who responded to the ad to get the gifts, then resell those gifts online. But that scheme isn't so simple in Louise Bay.

What he didn't realize was that his "girlfriends" aren't human. One drinks blood, another is suspiciously good at identifying scents, and the other seems to love pulling him underwater. And all three are starting to catch on that something more is going on with him.

Armed with nothing but bad decisions and a stubborn determination to survive, Virgilio must navigate a town where the supernatural runs everything—without becoming a literal snack.