How to Survive A Horror Movie (Paperback)

Paperback. Don't be afraid- no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you.as long as you have this book.Written by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's It, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan-and it just might save your lifeAre you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in anabandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everythingis poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? Ifthe answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. Butdon't freak out-just read this book! With it you will learn how toovercome every obstacle found in scary films, including-.How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in.The five types of slashers and how to defeat them. How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, andother haunted objects. How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, andother global threats. What to do if you did something last summer, if your cornhas children in it, or if you suspect you're already deadSo don't be afraid- no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you-as long as you have this book. The screenwriter and producer behind Stephen Kings It shares a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek survival guide that celebrates iconic horror movies both past and present! Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…