Let's Take This Offline (Paperback)

Niraj Sheth

/ ISBN 13: 9798218867843

Published by Missing Memo, 2025

Paperback. A wickedly funny poetry collection skewering Silicon Valley's absurdities, from the creators who survived Meta and Reddit to tell the tale.Ever wondered what happens when corporate jargon meets rhyme? When dog photo filters become product strategy? When cookie removal sparks workplace revolution?"Let's Take This Offline" delivers savage poetry about life inside the tech bubble-where productivity apps make you less productive, "reply-all" is a war crime, and LinkedIn humblebrags reach peak cringe. From your first day's campus tour to layoff emails sent from private jets, these verses capture the beautiful chaos of an industry that moves fast and breaks. everything.Perfect for anyone who's ever: - Attended a meeting that should've been an email- Lost the conference room TV remote- Received swag instead of a raise- Wondered if "Open Kimono" is appropriate workplace terminologyPart roast, part love letter, all truth. Because sometimes you need to laugh at the Matrix before it makes you cry into your oat milk latte. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798218867843

Synopsis:

A wickedly funny poetry collection skewering Silicon Valley's absurdities, from the creators who survived Meta and Reddit to tell the tale.

Ever wondered what happens when corporate jargon meets rhyme? When dog photo filters become product strategy? When cookie removal sparks workplace revolution?

"Let's Take This Offline" delivers savage poetry about life inside the tech bubble-where productivity apps make you less productive, "reply-all" is a war crime, and LinkedIn humblebrags reach peak cringe. From your first day's campus tour to layoff emails sent from private jets, these verses capture the beautiful chaos of an industry that moves fast and breaks... everything.

Perfect for anyone who's ever:
- Attended a meeting that should've been an email
- Lost the conference room TV remote
- Received swag instead of a raise
- Wondered if "Open Kimono" is appropriate workplace terminology

Part roast, part love letter, all truth. Because sometimes you need to laugh at the Matrix before it makes you cry into your oat milk latte.

Bibliographic Details

Title: Let's Take This Offline (Paperback)
Publisher: Missing Memo
Publication Date: 2025
Binding: Paperback
Condition: new