Take My Wife? 523 Jokes, Riddles, Quips, Quotes and Wisecracks About Love, Marriage, and the Battle of the Sexes
Language: English
Published by Black Dog & Leventhal, 2008
- Softcover
- Used
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- Title
- Take My Wife? 523 Jokes, Riddles, Quips, Quotes and Wisecracks About Love, Marriage, and the Battle of the Sexes
- Author
- Hugh Payne
- Publisher
- Black Dog & Leventhal
- Publication year
- 2008
- Condition
- Fair
- Dust jacket
- No Jacket
- Binding
- Paperback
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1579125972
- ISBN 13
- 9781579125974
- Illustrator
- Gradisher, Martha
- Item weight
- 0.49 pounds
When it comes to marriage, you might as well laugh. This little crowd-pleaser is chock full of more than 500 of the funniest jokes on the subject, along with the sassiest, most quotable comments ever uttered by comedians, writers, and other smart alecks. Divided into such topics as the wedding ("I Do"), newlyweds ("I Did"), and kids ("Married with Children"), and wittily illustrated by Martha Gradisher, Take My Wife . . . makes the perfect shower gift or anniversary offering? For not much more than the cost of a card.
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met." -- Rodney Dangerfield
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted." -- Henny Youngman
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner
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About the Author
Hugh Payne is the author of Yo Mama is So... and Take My Wife... He lives in Northern New Jersey.
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