THE TAKING TREE (the unauthorized parody that is absolutely, positively, completely not THE GIVING TREE) is a hilarious twist on the Shel Silverstein classic. This humor book is no touching salute to goodness and generosity. Instead this laugh-a-minute satire is a scathing indictment of those who just take and take and take. That means you, trees!

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Dan Ewen is a comedy writer hailing from Athens, Georgia. He has written a little of everything, from movies, to television, to jokes for Vegas comedians, on down to children's book parodies. Ewen lives in Santa Monica with his Wifey V. Kim Blish, and their absurdly charming twins, Gardner and Moxie.

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