How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal) (Volume 2)

The Oatmeal’s most popular cat jokes, plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal.

#1 New York Times Bestseller

If your cat is kneading you, that’s not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, it isn’t a gift. It’s a warning.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.

• Bestselling cat humor comic collection from Matthew Inman, creator of The Oatmeal, with fan-favorite strips like “How to Pet a Kitty” and “Cat vs. Internet,” plus 15 brand-new comics and a bonus pull-out poster
• Ideal for readers who love cat memes, quirky humor, and webcomics
• Bite-sized comics and visual humor make this book perfect for casual reading or picking up whenever you need a laugh
• A great, laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holidays, or any cat-obsessed friend and fan of absurd humor

Help the cat lover in your life understand what their furry companion is really thinking! How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a must-read—open the book and prepare to laugh (and maybe sleep with one eye open).

Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, The Oatmeal is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. The Oatmeal is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.