Text Me If You're Breathing: Observations, Frustrations and Life Lessons From a Low-Tech Dad

Greg Schwem

ISBN 10: 061537624X / ISBN 13: 9780615376240

Published by Comedy With a Byte, 2010

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Text Me If You're Breathing: Observations, Frustrations and Life Lessons From a Low-Tech Dad
• Publisher: Comedy With a Byte
• Publication Date: 2010
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 061537624X
• ISBN 13: 9780615376240
• Binding: paperback
• Condition: Good

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Synopsis

What does a Dad do when his eight year old asks Santa for a Wii Fit and a 4G iPhone? The answer is simple: laugh! In Text Me If You're Breathing, stand-up comedian and technically challenged dad Greg Schwem accounts his mishaps and struggles with parenting in today's digital world Whether accompanying his daughter to the New York City Apple store, purchasing a high-tech swing set, tweeting while coaching Little League or trying to lay down cell phone rules, Schwem shows readers that technology, while complicated, can be hilarious. Along the way, Schwem also aims his barbs at Tiger Woods, the Consumer Electronics Show, in vitro fertilization, the National Spelling Bee and the movie Avatar. Insightful, heartfelt and always funny, Text Me If You're Breathing is proof that parenting will never come with technical support. .

About the Author

Greg Schwem is a 30 year stand-up comedy veteran and has been dubbed "Your boss' favorite comedian" by HuffPost.  Specializing in performances for Fortune 500 companies and business associations, Greg has performed his corporate comedy shows "Work, Laugh, Repeat," "You Can't Quarantine Laughter" and "Rock, Roll & Laugh Your Way to the Top" for such companies as Microsoft, Cisco Systems, IBM, McDonald's, and United Airlines. A sought after concert opening act, Greg has shared the stage with the likes of Celine Dion, Enrique and Julio Iglesias, Styx, Keith Urban, Kenny Loggins and many more. He is also a syndicated humor columnist for the Chicago Tribune and the creator/host of the streaming TV series, A Comedian Crashes Your Pad.