Can You Make This Thing Go Faster?

Pre-order the hilarious new collection of stories and observations from Jeremy Clarkson - setting our off-kilter world to rights with thigh-slapping wit once again

Crikey, Clarkson's gone all rural . . .

These days, Jeremy Clarkson can be found pootling around Diddly Squat Farm on his tractor, seeing to his crops, and trading in the red meat and road-rage for a much more mellow time.

Or at least, he would be.

But with everyone around him so hell-bent on stupidity, it's tough being the only man who can see sense.

And Jeremy's new life has brought plenty of new frustrations to make the blood boil, including:

· The potato-like qualities of mouth-breathing farmers
· Why fishing is for people who hate their kids
· How, thanks to Isis, Slough is beginning to look tempting
· Why veg-heads insist saving the planet means soggy paper straws and no more children
· And wishing severe and painful punishment on the rambler who stole his marrow

Perplexed, exasperated, and pretty cheesed off this time, you can count on Clarkson to set the record straight with hilariously unflinching honesty.

Just don't expect him to be happy about having to do it . . .

Praise for Clarkson:

'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph

'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out

'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

Jeremy Clarkson began his career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life.