The Things You Can Do With Blue Whale Poo (Paperback or Softback)

'Have you ever wondered, as I tend to do

Of things you can do with blue whale poo?'

'Never?'

Like it or not, or whatever you think'

Regardless of size, or how much it may stink,

Blue whale poo creates life in the sea

Which makes it important to you and to me.

Readers young and old will delight in this ridiculous rhyming story of things you can do with blue whale poo, while learning along the way the importance of this very stinky stuff, produced by the biggest creature to have ever graced the earth!

Award-winning author Chris Collin, author of the wild and whacky Funky Chicken series, teams up with multi-international award-winning illustrator Bruce Potter in this hilarious, and particularly poopy story, about the stinkiest stuff in the sea!

This book comes with a world-class musical audio (mp3) and audio-visual (mp4) download of the narrated story to an orchestral backing score, plus song, all performed by the author.

Chris Collin is an award-winning author and lives in the glorious Sunshine Coast region of Queensland, Australia. His quirky books all have a unique feature - they are musical picture books; All Chris' books come an amazing digital package; an audio-visual narrated version of the book to an incredible orchestral backing score, plus a song for each book, all performed by the author. 'As an independent publisher, we have the scope to create a world-class musical package with every book. By providing audio and audio-visual versions of the books and a song, kids (and their adults) of all abilities can enjoy our beautiful rhyming stories and songs. What better way is there to get kids reading than combining story with music!' Chris has produced 5 beautiful books, including the award-winning Funky Chicken series and A Bug Called Doug. His second book in the Funky Chicken series, the hilarious Funky Chicken Chooks in Space, was voted winner of the Speech Pathology Australia Book of the Year. All of his books appear in various Australian state Premier's Reading Challenge book lists. Chris' exciting new book, The Things you can do with Blue Whale Poo, has been shortlisted in the 2021 Speech Pathology Australia Book of the Year Awards. This very funny (and slightly stinky) story, celebrates a little-known fact; blue whale poop plays a crucial contribution to the health of our planet - poop with purpose!Chris performs over 100 events every year both in-person, and through Live Virtual Visits to literary festivals, libraries, schools, preschools and public events all over the globe. His role is to bring fun (and funkiness!) to the world, to encourage readers of all ages to 'read for the joy of reading!'

Bruce Potter began his career as a cartoonist and caricaturist for a number of different newspapers around the world, becoming a multi-international award-winning illustrator of over 125 books. He is also an author, publisher and children's entertainer having performed his one man show over 600 times to over 350 schools throughout his homeland, New Zealand.He holds a world record with the International Allround Weightlifting Association, is a World Champs Bronze medalist in Bench Press and is a former New Zealand Champion Powerlifter. He also is the Sensei of his own Dojo in his home town of Alexandra and recently won the New Zealand National Champs in karate in the Kumite (fighting).Bruce also owns his own musical theatre company and has performed numerous lead roles, recently winning the OSTA for best male lead in a musical for his performance of Valjean in Les Miserables which he has performed in over 50 performances.