Toothpaste for Dinner

Hi, I'm Drew.
Welcome to my book. The hidden sub-sub-title is "Drawings I made while I was supposed to be working."
These cartoons are drawn just as poorly as the ones in The New Yorker, except they are actually hilarious.
I drew these cartoons while hiding in an empty cubicle in a giant beige building in the middle of a giant beige office park. See, you and I are like soldiers fighting on the battlefield of boring, since I am sure you have some sort of job too. This book is small enough to hide in your briefcase or pocket. I will award you the beige heart, the official office-slacker badge of bravery.
So, just go buy the book. Give a lopsided head dude something to eat. For the price of six fancy cups of coffee, you can make a difference. Do it today.

This title is a Book Sense Notable choice for January 2006!