The True Tale of Santa the Zombie Slayer

Will Luckman

ISBN 10: 0645406317 / ISBN 13: 9780645406313

Published by William Luckman, 2022

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nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - When his wife is attacked, a super-powered origin story will begin as the legendary king of Christmas goes to war with the damned.So here's the good news. Santa is real. Bad news, so are zombies.Sounds crazy right Then again, so does looking forward to an old guy breaking into your house every year in his pyjamas to raid your cookie jar and watch you sleep. Yet here we are.The True Tale of Santa the Zombie Slayer is a peek at the rotten underbelly of the typically impotent Christmas Carol. Where Santa is really a superpowered beefcake on a mission of vengeance to slaughter some undead a-holes who thought a Mrs Claws-sized chew toy was a brilliant idea.Now with a naughty list swelling faster than an anaphylactic chewing a peanut, the King of Christmas must ride his dragon-powered sleigh to bloody war against a zombie army and the old friend who betrayed him. And somehow as he wades ankle deep through the blood of the damned, an unlikely bedtime story will be forged, so the world can sleep easy, as he fights for the fate of them all.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: The True Tale of Santa the Zombie Slayer
• Publisher: William Luckman
• Publication Date: 2022
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0645406317
• ISBN 13: 9780645406313
• Binding: Taschenbuch
• Condition: Neu
• Dimensions: 203W x 127H x 18D millimeters 203 millimeters width by 127 millimeters height by 18 millimeters depth
• Weight: 372 grams

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Synopsis

So, here’s the good news. Santa is real. Bad news... so are zombies.

Sounds crazy right? Then again, so does looking forward to an old guy breaking into your house every year in his pyjamas to raid your cookie jar and watch you sleep. Yet here we are.

Take a peek at the rotten underbelly of the typically impotent Christmas Carol. A world where Santa is really a superpowered beefcake on a mission of vengeance to slaughter some undead a-holes who thought a Mrs Claws-sized chew toy was a brilliant idea.

Now with a naughty list swelling faster than an anaphylactic chewing a peanut, the bearded reaper must ride his dragon-powered sleigh to bloody war against a zombie army that threatens the world, and the old friend who betrayed him. But as he decks the halls with blood and bodies, it seems even in this nightmare, a jolly bedtime story can be found. Because no matter how dark the war that wages in the shadows, come Christmas night, children and Santaphiles everywhere will still scramble to bed in the hopes that their hero pops in for a visit.

So, crack open the eggnog and settle in for the neurological equivalent of tooth decay as this bizarre origin story spews its madness across the page. Battling witches, wolves, dragons and the things in the title, The True Tale of Santa the Zombie Slayer is a whirlwind of action, adventure and comedy that is sure to give your sleighbells a jingle.

About the Author

For Will Luckman, the journey from award-winning writer to author began on the primary school playground, scribbling poems in his pocket-sized notebook just like any other "cool kid" would have been doing at that age. Now decades later, the former journalist is back on the other side of the teacher's desk, trying to inspire the next generation of "cool kids" to grab a pen and find their own adventure.To find out more about Will or to contact him: Check out his Amazon author page.Join his army of 7 Twitter followers @WLuckmanwrites where he posts at least twice a year.Or check out his websitehttps: //willluckmanwrites.wixsite.com/willluckman