The New Husband’s Survival Guide: The Ultimate Relationship Humor Book for Men (and the Women Who Love Them)
NOT just for new husbands! This is laugh-out-loud, painfully honest relationship humor for anyone who's ever tried to live with the opposite sex. Married, engaged, cohabiting, or just thinking about it? This is your funniest and most useful read of the year. Almost certainly.
A Hilarious How-To for Surviving Marriage (With Most Limbs Intact)
You’ve taken the plunge. Congrats! She’s smart, hilarious, gorgeous — truly the woman of your dreams. But if you think you know what’s coming next, YOU DO NOT. Luckily, this book does.
The New Husband’s Survival Guide is a brutally funny, shockingly insightful manual that reveals what life is really like when you share a home, a bed, and a bathroom with a woman. Think of it as the cheat codes for cohabitation — wrapped in a stand-up comedy routine.
“One of the funniest books I’ve ever read... and also extremely useful.” — Cary Siegel, bestselling author of Why Didn’t They Teach Me This in School?
Inside You’ll Find:
- Rookie Mistakes – The boneheaded things every guy does (once)
- The Cycle of Wife – How the honeymoon evolves over time
- Wife Translator – What she says vs. what she actually means
- Winning Bedroom Battles – It’s not about sex. It’s about sleep.
- Losing Arguments Gracefully – Because you will. Every time.
- Wife Hacks – Easy moves to become a short-term household hero
Whether you're a first-time husband, seasoned spouse, engaged guy, or just a curious observer of the marital arts, this book will make you laugh, cringe, and nod knowingly. And it will make you a heck of a lot smarter.
Who Should Read This Book?
- Grooms, husbands, or boyfriends moving in for the first time
- Wives (or fiancées) curious about what their man really thinks
- Parents hoping their kid’s marriage survives the honeymoon
- Anyone with a pulse who isn’t medically prohibited from laughing
Grab your copy now and discover how to survive — and even enjoy — the wild, wonderful, unpredictable rollercoaster of married life.
Rick Resnick is the founder and headmaster of The Husband School. As a longtime writer, marketer and rapscallion, he understands the importance of choosing the right words and strategies for successful husbanding (and parenting). He lives in Pennsylvania with his brilliant, charming, stunning and unerring trophy wife, Carolyn, and their lovable dog, Rocket. You can connect with Rick at husbandschool.co or via The Husband School's social media channels.
An award-winning cartoonist, illustrator and writer, Dan Foote has entertained countless thousands with his work, including his stint as editorial cartoonist at the Dallas Times Herald. His latest project is called "Doodlin' With Dan," designed to teach kids how to have fun drawing. The veteran husband and father lives with his wife, Amy, in Colorado, close to their kids and six grandkids. Dan can be reached at doodlinwithdan.com.
