✅ Know Someone Who Thinks They Can Fish?
This laugh-out-loud guide is packed with excuses, trash talk, and gear advice no one actually needs. It’s the perfect gift for the fisherman who has all the gear… and absolutely no idea.
Let’s be honest—most fishermen spend more time untangling line, blaming the weather, and yelling at their rod than actually catching fish. And that’s exactly why this book is the perfect catch.
The Totally Useless Guide to Fishing is a brutally honest, sarcastic survival manual for anyone who’s ever come back from a fishing trip sunburned, empty-handed, and full of excuses. Equal parts humor and hard truths, it’s the ultimate gift for anglers who talk a better game than they play.
Inside, you’ll find:
- Dozens of classic excuses (and how to sell them with confidence)
- What fishermen say vs. what they really mean
- A full breakdown of all the gear you “need” (but definitely don’t)
- The cast of fishing characters you’ll meet—and regret inviting
- A deep dive into the psychology of fishing addiction
- The painful evolution from eager rookie to bitter realist
Whether you fish from a boat, a bank, or someone else’s dock, this book gives you permission to laugh at the whole ridiculous sport.
Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement, Christmas, or any day your buddy gets skunked (again).
Give it to your fishing friend, your dad, your boss—or yourself. Because if you’re going to come home with no fish, you might as well come home with a few laughs.
👉 Click “Buy Now” to hook your copy today.
Ricky Woods is a lifelong sports addict with a realistic understanding of his own abilities: enthusiastic, committed, and absolutely not destined for greatness. Whether he's hacking his way around a golf course, tangling fishing lines, convincing himself cycling uphill builds "character," or redefining what counts as "running," Ricky brings the same energy: try hard, swear harder, and laugh hardest.Lover of sports, master of excuses, Ricky gives 100%... of what he's got left. When he's not out playing badly, he's watching the pros do it properly from the safety of his couch - loudly offering advice they definitely don't need. He calls it "staying realistic."Ricky has always believed in laughing at yourself first... mostly because everyone else will beat you to it.
