The perfect golf gift for anyone who blames everything… except themselves.
Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement, secret Santa, or just because your buddy carded a 104.
Let’s face it—most golfers are better at excuses than actual golf. So why not help them get really good at it?
This hilarious handbook is packed with over 250 ridiculous, clever, and painfully relatable excuses for every golf disaster imaginable. From blaming the weather to cursed clubs, bad greens to betrayal by the Golf Gods, this is the ultimate playbook for anyone who’s ever shouted, “That’s not my real swing!”
Inside, they’ll learn to:
- Blame the wind (even when there isn’t any)
- Trash their gear (but keep using it)
- Accuse their playing partners (or ghosts)
- Sell a 103 like it was a gritty 73
- Deliver the perfect excuse—on cue, with style
Perfect for:
- Golfers who never take the blame
- That friend who says “I hit it great… just didn’t score well”
- Weekend warriors with more balls in the water than on the green
- Anyone who’s better at storytelling than scorekeeping
Also included:
- A step-by-step guide to excuse delivery
- Real excuses used by the pros (yes, even Tiger)
- Outrageous golf facts to make your worst round feel heroic
- Zero tips to fix your swing—but plenty to protect your ego
Whether you're buying for your dad, golf buddy, boss, husband—or yourself—this is the ultimate funny golf gift that guarantees laughs and a brand-new arsenal of excuses.
Add to cart now—and give the gift every golfer truly needs.
Ricky Woods is a lifelong sports addict with a realistic understanding of his own abilities: enthusiastic, committed, and absolutely not destined for greatness. Whether he's hacking his way around a golf course, tangling fishing lines, convincing himself cycling uphill builds "character," or redefining what counts as "running," Ricky brings the same energy: try hard, swear harder, and laugh hardest.Lover of sports, master of excuses, Ricky gives 100%... of what he's got left. When he's not out playing badly, he's watching the pros do it properly from the safety of his couch - loudly offering advice they definitely don't need. He calls it "staying realistic."Ricky has always believed in laughing at yourself first... mostly because everyone else will beat you to it.
