Six, horrific and asinine tales by Mark Steven Nordlund. Descend a spiraling staircase of cheek-clenching, cockamamie weirdness as a teddy bear is forced to watch his wife cheat at his funeral, a gang of feral houseplants eats an idiot cat and two, suburban witches set Halloween on fire using cursed, vomit-inducing baked goods. Miniature mermaids are captured and tortured, a middle-aged ghost hunter breaks into a house to steal a ham sandwich and a giant, frog-alien ferociously defecates on a small, California town. Put on a diaper and hike up your britches. You may have to read this one on the can.

Stories include:

Forgotten Toys
The Visitor
Fun Run
Sea Monster
Forevergreen
Grimmberries For Samhain

Mark Steven Nordlund
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