UNKNOWN

Occupied: A Field Guide to the Quiet Angst of Public Restrooms

By James Perez

Discover the hilariously awkward world of public restrooms—where silence is sacred, eye contact is forbidden, and dignity hangs by a thread.

In Occupied, James Perez takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the unspoken rules, rituals, and shared anxieties of public bathrooms. From the delicate art of choosing the right stall to the tactical timing of handwashing, this book dives deep into the quirks and absurdities of one of humanity’s most universal experiences.

With sharp wit and relatable humor, Perez explores:

• The Great Silence: Why we all pretend to be invisible the moment we step inside.
• The Fear of the Fart: The lengths we go to avoid breaking the acoustic truce.
• Urinal Etiquette: The sacred geometry of spacing and the quiet solidarity of men at the wall.
• Handwashing Theater: How we perform hygiene for an audience of strangers.
• International Toilet Tourism: What public restrooms reveal about culture around the world.

Whether you’re a seasoned restroom tactician or someone who’s just trying to survive the next awkward encounter,

Occupied is your ultimate guide to navigating the tiled battleground of shared spaces.

Why You’ll Love This Book:

• Relatable Humor: Perfect for anyone who’s ever hesitated before flushing or timed their cough to cover a sound.
• Cultural Insight: A fresh perspective on how bathrooms reflect our shared humanity—and our deepest insecurities.
• Universal Appeal: Public restrooms are everywhere, and this book makes them hilariously unforgettable.

Praise for Occupied:

"James Perez has turned the mundane into the magnificent. This book is a hilarious, insightful, and oddly comforting exploration of the one place we all visit but never talk about."

If you’ve ever laughed, cringed, or overthought your bathroom behavior,

Occupied is the book you didn’t know you needed.