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There is a specific word that we all can use that is the most fun and versatile word ever. No other word in the English language can be used in so many different, interesting and funny ways. The word can be used in many different variances and phrases to convey a multitude of meanings, emotions, circumstances and actions. Today, the word ass transcends language, class, socioeconomic status and geography. It can be fat, dumb, smart, lazy, pompous, or downright bad. It can work, haul, drag, bust, drop, or shake. The word ass, exists simultaneously as an insult, compliment, command, and exclamation. Truly, it is the "Swiss Army knife of words." What follows in this humble and short pamphlet is a scholarly-if occasionally flatulent-attempt to document the many uses of the world's best word. May this Dictionassary guide you through life's pains in the ass and help you laugh your ass off all along the way.