The Ultimate Excuses Handbook: Know How To Say No (3) (Curios)

Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation.

From bed head to bad dates and everything in between, this handbook has the perfect excuse to get you off the hook. Updated to include excuses for men, women, kids, and robots (okay may not robots), this handbook has everything you need to dodge responsibility time and time again. Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. With time honored excuses like the traffic was terrible and more unique options like Jesus drank wine, you're sure to have a definitive way to say: It wasn't MY fault.

Author, journalist, and playwright Lou Harry has penned dozens of books, which have collectively sold more than a million-and-a-half copies. Titles include The High Impact Infidelity Diet: A Novel, Creative Block, Kid Culture, The Encyclopedia of Guilty Pleasures, the novelization of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, and The Voodoo Kit. You can find him in Indianapolis Business Journal, Indianapolis Monthly, and more. He lives in Indianapolis.