By the time you're done reading this diabolically clever book, you'll have entire countries groveling at your feet. Kings and prime ministers will bow before you and beg for mercy. Maybe even cry. Doesn't that sound insanely fantastic? Of course it does.

That's why I wrote this book.

All you have to do is follow the instructions I've laid out and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you...

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Kenn Nesbitt is the author of several collections of funny poetry for kids, including My Hippo Has the Hiccups, Tighty Whitey Spider, Revenge of the Lunch Ladies, and The Aliens Have Landed at Our School! Kenn travels the country, visiting over 70 schools each year. His website, Poetry4Kids.com, is the most popular children’s poetry website in the world.

Ethan Long has written more than 100 books for children, including the 2013 Theodor Seuss Geisel Award winning Up, Tall and High! He lives in Orlando, Florida. Visit ethanlong.com.

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