The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook: A Guide to Surviving Zombies . . . Probably

You should never steal a car with a zombie in the trunk. And, if a frozen zombie falls out of the freezer portion of the refrigerator and thaws before you decide what to do, hop on your Segway and blow your zombie whistle. In The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook authors Matthew Collins and Geoffrey Collins have provided a comprehensive "how-to" guide for dealing with zombies.

Through a series of lessons, illustrations, and lists, The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook:

- Defines and describes zombies and their threat
- Describes typical human responses to zombies
- Suggests when "to throw in the towel" when faced by a zombie
- Recommends appropriate weapons
- Provides information for preparing for a zombie invasion
- Supplies ideas for applying this new knowledge to tactical situations

So when you're about to turn on the washing machine and you see pale zombie feet shuffling past your basement windows and hear a crash as something comes through the doors, you will know exactly what to do.

Matthew and Geoffrey Collins are originally from the zombie-free state of Missouri. Matthew lives in a well-armed bunker in St. Louis, Missouri, where he develops software in order to pay for ammo and tequila. Geoffrey works undercover as a salesman. This is their first book.