Which school supply is in charge of all the others?
The ruler.

School days = fun days with these hilarious jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks!

Artie: Do ghosts attend school?
Leah: Sure. Haven’t you heard of school spirit?

Put the comedy back into the classroom with this sidesplitting collection of schoolroom humor. With more than 600 jokes, it covers everything from library time and recess (What do mice like to play during recess? Hide-and-go-squeak!) to spelling bees and tests (What type of exam features famous fathers from history? A pop quiz).

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Artie Bennett is an executive copy editor by day and a writer by night. He is the inspired creator of The True Story of Zippy Chippy: The Little Horse That Couldn't, Belches, Burps, and Farts--Oh My!, Peter Panda Melts Down!, Poopendous!, The Butt Book, and What's Afoot! Your Complete, Offbeat Guide to Feet. And if that's not enough, he's also written two hilarious joke and riddle books, The Universe's Greatest School Jokes and Rip-Roaring Riddles and The Universe's Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns. As one critic put it: "Bennett's use of rhyme is excellent; his stanzas flow and exude joviality in a manner that few writers since Dr. Seuss have truly mastered. Simply put, these books are a joy." (The Show Me Librarian) He is a native of Brooklyn, NY. Visit ArtieBennett.com . . . before someone else does!

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