How to Use a (Why The F*ck Isn't This Stupid Thing Working?) Computer: A Funny Step-by-Step Guide for Computer Illiteracy + Password Log Book (Alphabetized)

New to computers? Know someone who thinks they’re alien machines?

Then you’ve found the perfect book.

Note: if you’re serious about learning how to use a computer, this is not the book for you. This is a gag gift and its purpose is to get some good laughs out of grandma, grandpa, or whoever you know that is totally computer illiterate.

What does it include, you ask?

• Very high-level / comedic instructions on how to use a computer
• Basic unofficial descriptions (desktop, laptop, monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.)
• Area to store favorite websites
• Doubles as an alphabetized password notebook

A few extracts from the book:

• If the computer belongs to someone else and you’re being asked for a password/pin to log in, set up a camera in their office to figure out their password ask them for the login information.
• If you gave it the right information, it will work. If it can’t connect, try putting on reading glasses and try the password again.
• You can pretty much look anything up on Google:

✓ How to bleach toe hairs
✓ Where to find flying squirrels
✓ Why is my urine so dark?
✓ Are Ghostbusters real?

For the PG version of this book (How To Use a Super Advanced Science Gadget Thingy Computer), click on our author name at the top of this page (Funky Monkey Press)