The Useless Book of Meaningful Names: A First and Last Name Guide for Those in Need of an Alias

A one-of-a-kind, hilarious parody of a traditional book of names expectant parents may use, The USELESS Book of MEANINGFUL Names provides 1,001 "loaded" names for those in desperate need of an alias (or just a good laugh). Each name includes a meaning, similar to a traditional name book, as well as a potential occupation. Names, such as the renown karate instructor, Marsha Larts, are sure to brighten your day.....or your lavatory experience.

Jon Grizzle is a graduate of University of Memphis (B.S.Ed., 2002) and Harding Graduate School of Religion (M.A.C.M, 2006). He is currently an experiential education director leading teambuilding activities for corporations, schools, and non-profit organizations. His writing career began as early as Kindergarten in which he wrote and illustrated many works that dazzled his family and friends. Much to his dismay, no one published any of his riveting material. Matt Ransom is a graduate of the University of Memphis (B.S.Ed., 2002) and Union University (M.Ed., 2005, Ed.S., 2008). He is currently entering his 16th year of education with Bartlett City Schools and is presently an adjunct professor at the University of Memphis. His professional career began as a Professor of English through the Shenzhen Bureau of Education in China. He is an accidental author who color coordinates text with the table of contents to prevent his getting lost in his own dissertations.