WTF Am I Doing Here? (Paperback)

Paperback. Morey describes his experiences on planet earth in this humorous account of human behavior. Morey on eating: "Solid food was not an option for me until my baby vehicle food processing hole grew the little white projections (called teeth) that I would use to grind food into mush before I swallowed it. My food processing hole eventually grew those little white projections and I was able to eat solid types of food by chewing it up into small pieces!" Morey on learning to walk: " I found it very helpful to use the arm appendages to hold on to a steady surface while I boosted my diaper laden bottom and rubbery legs into an upright position. I would wobble a few times and plop right back down on my diaper padded bottom!"Morey on Friendship: "I thought this group was selective about their friends.LOL. Obviously not as discriminating as they would like others to think, as they allowed me into the group!! LOL, humans!" This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…