Welfare Gutter Rats

Welfare gutter rats are women who choose to live year after year in the gutters of life, drawing welfare checks and raping ‘freebee’ clothing, food banks, and other charities to keep from working. They are lazy, dark soul beings who are welfare ‘Couch Potatoes’. The only thing they will get off of their welfare couches for is to walk to the mailbox for their next check and food stamp card. They are users of society; not contributors.

About six-thirty in the evening when I was seventeen, I unexpectedly had a white haired being pop into my presence, stare at me, and then poof... disappear. In those few brief seconds of time, I became a believer in the existence of parallel universes and societies of mystical people other than our own. I am a full time writer, living in a small cabin in the Ozark Mountains.