When Ninjas Attack: A Survival Guide for Defending Yourself Against the Silent Assassins

CAN YOU SURVIVE A NINJA ATTACK?

It will come without warning. It will be silent, ruthless and over in seconds. But will it be your end?

When the barrage of razor-sharp ninja stars flies and the sword-wielding assassin charges, the secret ninja-killing techniques in this book will allow you to turn certain death into glorious victory. When Ninjas Attack is a comprehensive guide to defeating these black-clad warriors:

•How to spot a ninja before it’s too late
•Elite counter-assassination techniques
•Booby traps to ninja-proof your home
•Deadly weapons for dispatching an assailant
•Secrets of ninja training and mind control
•Infiltrating the world-wide network of ryus

Samuel “Fact” Kaplan is an author, psychologist, and humorist based in Oakland, California. As a psychologist, he works with families and kids with disabilities, using humor, art, music, and games to create connections and help kids heal from complex traumas. He is the coauthor of the books Goodnight Dorm Room, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year, and The MANual. Samuel is very fast. His speed is comparable to that of a shark crossed with a baby tuna that is also being chased by the aforementioned shark.

Samuel “Fact” Kaplan is an author, psychologist, and humorist based out of Oakland, California. As a psychologist, he works with families and kids with disabilities, using humor, art, music, and games to create connections and help kids heal from complex traumas. He is the coauthor of the books Goodnight Dorm Room, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year, and The MANual. Samuel is very fast. His speed is comparable to that of a shark crossed with a baby tuna that is also being chased by the aforementioned shark.