When Ninjas Attack: A Survival Guide for Defending Yourself Against the Silent Assassins

CAN YOU SURVIVE A NINJA ATTACK?

It will come without warning. It will be silent, ruthless and over in seconds. But will it be your end? When the barrage of razor-sharp ninja stars flies and the sword-wielding assassin charges, the secret ninja-killing techniques in this book will allow you to turn certain death into glorious victory. When Ninjas Attack is a comprehensive guide to defeating these black-clad warriors:

•How to spot a ninja before it’s too late
•Elite counter-assassination techniques
•Booby traps to ninja-proof your home
•Deadly weapons for dispatching an assailant
•Secrets of ninja training and mind control
•Infiltrating the world-wide network of ryus

"In 2008 the three of us undertook the challenge of addressing what we were seeing as the greatest emerging threat to American security in the 21st century - the ninja assassin.

It's been a long and dubious journey putting this book together, Sam was attacked by ninjas twice while gathering research materials at the Library of Congress. Phoebe nearly escaped a shuriken attack while driving to work in downtown Portland. And I was violently spammed while downloading 'sexy ninja images' online.

I think everyone will agree, though, the trials and tribulations have been worth it. What we have compiled is the greatest compendium on the ninja threat to date. We like to say that we are in the business of saving lives and taking out the ninja trash. And you know what? Business is good."