Where Does All the Poop Go? (Paperback)

A.C. Hudson

ISBN 13: 9798999737700

Published by Biblical Blunders LLC, 2025

About this Item

Paperback. Ever read the story of Noah's Ark and thought, "Wait. how did that actually work?" Yeah, same.Where Does All the Poop Go? is a darkly funny, fully illustrated picture book for adults who've dared to apply common sense to Bible stories. Through modern dialogue, sarcastic side-eyes, and painfully accurate math, this book follows poor Noah as he's asked to load 16 million animals onto a wooden boat, feed them for a year without refrigeration, and, oh yeah, figure out where all the poop goes.Told in a satirical children's-book style with full-color illustrations on every page, this book blends Sunday school nostalgia with brutal logic and a healthy dose of WTF. It's not just a retelling, it's a comedic audit of one of the Bible's most famous events.Perfect for ex-evangelicals, cult survivors, recovering Bible nerds, or anyone who enjoys asking questions they were told not to, this book opens the floodgates, literally and metaphorically.Trigger warning: May cause church flashbacks and uncontrollable laughter. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Where Does All the Poop Go? (Paperback)
• Publisher: Biblical Blunders LLC
• Publication Date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798999737700
• Binding: Paperback
• Condition: new

About this title

Synopsis

Ever read the story of Noah’s Ark and thought, “Wait… how did that actually work?” Yeah, same.

Where Does All the Poop Go? is a darkly funny, fully illustrated picture book for adults who’ve dared to apply common sense to Bible stories. Through modern dialogue, sarcastic side-eyes, and painfully accurate math, this book follows poor Noah as he’s asked to load 16 million animals onto a wooden boat, feed them for a year without refrigeration, and, oh yeah, figure out where all the poop goes.

Told in a satirical children’s-book style with full-color illustrations on every page, this book blends Sunday school nostalgia with brutal logic and a healthy dose of WTF. It’s not just a retelling, it’s a comedic audit of one of the Bible’s most famous events.

Perfect for ex-evangelicals, cult survivors, recovering Bible nerds, or anyone who enjoys asking questions they were told not to, this book opens the floodgates, literally and metaphorically.

Trigger warning: May cause church flashbacks and uncontrollable laughter.