White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners

Edstrom Esq., Dr. Verne

ISBN 10: 0767922077 / ISBN 13: 9780767922074

Published by Broadway, 2006

Seller Inventory # 0767922077-4-34435307

Synopsis:

White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
 
• The proper way to fake a back injury
• How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
• The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
• How to improve your drunk-driving skills
• Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family
 
There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
 
• I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
• Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
• How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
• How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
 
And much more.

About the Author: After graduating in just eleven years from the White Trash Studies program at University of Wisconsin–Green Bay, Dr. VERNE EDSTROM, ESQ., set out to write a book Emily Post would be proud of—if she knew how to hang drywall and steer a bass boat with her feet. PETE KOTZ, a.k.a.Verne, lives in Cleveland, where he edits Scene, one of the Midwest’s best alternative weeklies.

Bibliographic Details

Title: White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide ...
Publisher: Broadway
Publication Date: 2006
Binding: paperback
Condition: Fair