Why I Love Your Cock (Paperback)

Paperback. Is it hot in here, or is it just your cock?Loud, proud, and strutting about like he owns the yard - this isn't just any bird. This cock crows at sunrise, defends the compost bin with honour, and still finds time to poop in Grandma's flowerbed. What a guy.Why I Love Your Cock is a ridiculously funny picture book for grown-ups with a weakness for wordplay and a love of roosters. Or something like that.Perfect for: Birthdays, hen nights, and highly inappropriate Secret Santa exchangesChicken owners, bird nerds, and anyone who giggles at the word "cock"People who think humour should be a little unhinged and totally unapologeticA heartfelt tribute to the world's most misunderstood bird.Because deep down. we all love a good cock. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.