I Wish I Never Met You: Dating the Shiftless, Stupid, and Ugly A Novel

Preston the Project Mishap
Ernest the Undercover Sugarbooty
Marvin the Married Man-Boy
Forrest the Foul Fiancé
What single woman hasn't been desperate enough to risk it all in an attempt to find True Love? Vulnerable enough to believe in the whole girl-meets-boy, girl-and-boy-fall-in-love, the-two-live-happily-ever-after, blah, blah, blah? News flash: It never happens that way. Eventually, a girl learns that the road to Mr. Right is littered with more than a few Mr. No Ways.
I Wish I Never Met You is the hilarious, uncensored confession of one woman, reeling from a lifetime of dating disasters -- the blind dates, the nightclub crawlers, the ballers, the liars, and the ugly but earnest suitors. As she tries to sort out what she's learned from the heartache and the embarrassments, she'll have you laughing out loud, thanking God it's not your life while recognizing that you've made all the same mistakes.

Denise N. Wheatley has been a lover of reading and writing for as long as she can remember. She is the author of three novels, including "I Wish I Never Met You," published by Simon & Schuster, Inc. Her second and third novels, "Wards of the Women" and "The Road to Bliss," were published in 2011, as was her paranormal novella, "Shadow of a Man." Her short story "Coming Full Circle" was published in two books from the bestselling "Chicken Soup for the Soul" series; "Chicken Soup for the Bride's Soul" and "Chicken Soup for the Soul: Happily Ever After." Denise is currently working on her fourth novel, "When It's All Said and Done," in her hometown of Chicago, Illinois.