Woof!: A Gay Man's Guide to Dogs (CompanionHouse Books) Funny LGBTQ+ Humor Gift Book with Illustrated Breed Matchmaker, Temperament Sorter, and Real-Life Dog Care Tips

The queer dog-lover's hilarious, highly practical dog bible!

Called "my dog bible" by Joan Rivers, Woof! is the quintessential queer guide for dog lovers, packed with wildly funny illustrations by Jason O'Malley and real-world advice on being a responsible, devoted dog owner.

Author Andrew De Prisco defines the 28 "breeds" of gay men and matches them with the best canine companions, from Drag Queen and All-American Boy to Twink, Leatherman, and Log Cabin Queer. Not sure of your breed? Use the temperament sorter to help determine your gay DNA.

• Matchmaking fun: Profiles 28 gay "breeds" and recommends the best dog breeds for each, with laugh-out-loud commentary and smart insight
• Real dog ownership guidance: No-nonsense help with breeders, bringing a puppy home, training, feeding, and caring for your dog
• Campy extras: Tips on gay puppy names, extravagant accessories, hiring the right staff, and even hosting a lucrative puppy shower
• Top-tier dog-world expertise: Advice sourced from "Top Dog Men" including breeders of Westminster Best in Show winners, world-revered judges, and international canine experts
• Bold, candid topics: Includes a chapter on the secret sex lives of dogs, plus a "Rainbow Tour" of dog shows, vacations, gay resorts, camping, and other outings

Beyond the campy humor and off-color remarks, the true message rings out on every page: This 208-page, award-winning gift book is for anyone who wants to be the most responsible and devoted dog owner on the planet.

"This book is my dog bible and DePrisco is my new heroine." — Joan Rivers

Andrew DePrisco has written more than a dozen books on dogs, including Choosing a Dog for Life, Training the Perfect Puppy, and Canine Lexicon.