How to Write a How to Write Book

Recently Brian Piddock became famous for all the wrong reasons (and he still insists he was entirely innocent of any wrongdoing, and certainly didn t start that fire. In fact, he claims he could himself easily have been killed in the ensuing inferno. Or scorched quite badly, anyway). But this book isn t about Brian. His notoriety wasn t the reason we at Neil Rhodes Books decided to publish How to Write a How to Write Book. It's definitely not an attempt to cash in on his name. No. After all, How to Write a How to Write Book is an extremely useful and instructive book. In fact as soon as publisher Neil Rhodes received Brian's manuscript he knew he had finally found the book that would redefine the publishing world. It's the book that will tell all you less-than-successful authors where you went wrong. No longer need you try and sell your novel or play or memoir and be rejected again and again. Now you can write your own How to Write book and at last success will be yours.

BRIAN PIDDOCK has seen it all in his writing career: scum of the earth agents who are not interested in his brilliant early novels; ill-mannered ill-bred theatre directors who use his scripts as door stops; bastard publishers who are not fit to wash his feet yet ignore his potentially award-winning manuscripts. He even spent time in prison, for service to his art!