Chris Bittler is an author, copywriter and all-around snappy dresser who lives in the Arizona desert next to an eegees. He has written for stage, film, television and newspapers (remember those?), both with and without his creative partner Dave Markov. Their 2003 release, The Bad Idea Catalog, may well be the best parody ever published. Naperville, a dystopian corporate novel, is a quarter finalist for the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award 2013. Bittler's favorite author is G.K. Chesterton and his favorite color a sort of drab green.