Trisha Blanchet

Trisha Blanchet is an award-winning humor columnist and the author of six books. She lives in Massachusetts with her husband, two children, and a dog... none of whom realize she is actually a deep-cover Soviet agent sent to live among them and gather intel on the seamy underworld of American suburbia. Well, the dog knows. But she also knows who buys the Alpo, so she's keeping her snout shut. For now.