Brian Haddad

AI Prompt: I would like you to help me write a witty, brief, and informative writer's bio. Try to make it funny without seeming like I'm trying too hard to be funny. Please include my name (Brian Haddad), that I enjoy too many creative hobbies to fit into measly 24 hour days, that I have a lifelong love of the craft of storytelling, and that I particularly enjoy writing science fiction short stories though I dabble in a lot of other genres and formats on my blog: MermaidPirateDispatch dot com.