Michael Zeleny

Monogamous, muscle-bound motorcycle monkey equally displaced on a nature trail and in a corporate boardroom. As a reptile: shedding black leather jackets and slinking into tailored suits. As a Dog: patient, omnivorous, fiercely loyal. As a dandy: always surprising, never surprised. As a lifelong ambition: "Devenir immortel, et puis mourir." I have acted on stage, won Olympiads, defied a totalitarian state, humiliated billion dollar corporations, counseled refugees, volunteered for non-profits, built and sold startups, crossed swords, lent my name to library cards, rescued abandoned animals, and taught myself professions ranging from scientific programming to jailhouse lawyering. Join me for the ride of your life.