Alan Morris

This seems to have evolved into a very polarizing book, unintentionally. Ross has been involved in the raising of a family and considers his children to be his personal heroes, and his grandchildren to be works of art in motion. Most recently, he has occupied his time horticulturing, spearing fish, saluting his neighbor (with the middle finger), and otherwise living an abnormal life, avoiding starched shirts and ties while supporting the workers of the beer brewing industry. Although there are instances of clarity, he has found his life of fiction to be extremely stimulating and fun (and, actually, perhaps closer to reality than he cares to admit). In some of his spare time when he is not making wine, drinking wine, or otherwise engaged in the growing of those ingredients necessary for the making of wine, he fishes the warm waters of the Florida Keys with his beautiful and charming wife, Susan. He also is guilty of the telling of tall tales to anyone he can get cornered (and he corners many).